Where do you live?
In a misty Appalachian valley.
I noticed your site is on every page HTTPS. Why?
I believe in your right to privacy. Also, encrypting your connection with my site is free thanks to Let's Encrypt. Since you're hanging out here, the least I can do is give you some protection against man-in-the-middle attacks.
Why does your site look like 1988 puked all over a CRT?
Because that's exactly how I like it.